The Most Serene Republic of New Chechovenia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lizbeth Chechien with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 14.445 billion New Chechovenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chech City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The enormous but inefficient New Chechovenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,234 trillion Chechiots a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 85,476 Chechiots, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chechovenia's national animal is the Chechosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Chechovenia is ranked 3,377^th in the world and 44^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 137.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.